Pilgrim

A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"

The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."

Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"

Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"

A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"

The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."

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nico

lol

GreenCloud

heh

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MexicanOnABike

i'd kill him! good joke!

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cheese

ewwwwwwwwWWww thatts Gross

Destrox

Lol, thats great shit.

Didnt see it comming. (No Pun Intended)

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DEI37

Egads! I'd be SO pissed. Good one, though.

zaiaz

HEDA HEDA HEDA way to go! LOL now that's a funny joke.

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bongobong

Woohoo! Finally a joke I never heard before! Good one

RaZ

Kind of knew that was gonna happen :P

JStrider

thats pretttty bad...

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Psycoman

LOL!!! Very Good.

forgotten_dream

ahhh..... so wrong... >_<

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xavier

That is some funny shit!

Brewmaniac

Funny shit! Thanks

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mturner333

Sounds like somebody is in line for a can of whoop a$$

Ronin_Tiger

Wrong....so wrong. must shower now...

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Lebell

Oh man, that reminds me of going to porno theaters in the early 80's when you could still hear the guys jerking off and the floor was...questionable.

(NO, I never did jack in a porno theater.)

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Cuball

yuuuwww dirty

Lebell, damn I wouldn't want to hear some pervert jacking off in at a theatre ... damn

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Eviltree

well that certainly is a colourful joke

vevaphon

that must've been paul reubins..

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scarebearjinx

thats so bad!! whats really bad is i know a few people who would do that to.

redrum

ahahahah, gross but funny.

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ForgottenKnight

EEEEWWWWWW! Good Joke!

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GremlinDelirium

first reaction: EWWW!!!! second reaction: where was the warning sign on the seat??? LOL!!!!

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galaxygirl

ewww! good joke though!

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hotzot

saw it coming.. good though

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morlock

actually you couldn't see it coming if it was from behind you. and i dont think anyone would call that good, except for maybe good aim.

Nhanced1

hehehe. great joke. Im going to use that one with a group of people I know at my work. Thanks!

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Xixox

Har! Nice & new to me.
Great joke!
*cheers*

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small one

GROSS (but great)

Flesh

haha peewee.

riptide4070

not bad

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clifclav

a violent shudder and a shake of my head

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Glory's Sun

HAHA good one.. I heard it before but I forgot about it.. I would be kickin someone's ass

TerresqueÜ

Ewww...nasty little bugger taht guy was.

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RAMONES!!!

hahaha asshole

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Sensei

Ah, middle school jokes.

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