Hanxter

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escapes her. Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has
noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With
a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price."

KellyC

hahahahhaaa thats very funny

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
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DEI37

That's just funny!!!

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

Mavric98

Very interesting

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TerresqueÜ

Heh, good one.

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da^cheat

hahhahhahahha i wonder how much "shitty" the price will be

wipeout

i like it

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lmao

crackpot

Heh. Prolly some truth to that too.

Dixie_Wrekked

thats awesome