Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 05-02-2003, 08:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
The Griffin
 
Hanxter's Avatar
 
The Year 2203...

The year is 2203 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues and finally the couples decides to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member--about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. "How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
Hanxter is offline  
Old 05-02-2003, 09:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
Pup no More
 
Loup's Avatar
 
Location: Voted the Best
LOL Good one
__________________
"If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it."
~ Frank Tyger
Loup is offline  
Old 05-02-2003, 09:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
Poo-tee-weet?
 
JStrider's Avatar
 
Location: The Woodlands, TX
ahhh thats funny poor guy
__________________
-=JStrider=-

~Clatto Verata Nicto
JStrider is offline  
Old 05-02-2003, 08:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Boone, NC
hadn't heard that one in a while, thanks
__________________
"Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle
GreenCloud is offline  
Old 05-03-2003, 09:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Steel City ( the 'Burgh)
lol. thats pretty funny. good joke
__________________
Let's go Pitt, we're set for victory

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce
jmf1234 is offline  
Old 05-03-2003, 03:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Location: British Columbia
nice
Eviltree is offline  
 

Tags
2203, year

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:32 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73