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Old 05-02-2003, 09:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ladies Night Out

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she
took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other, " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no
good last night, my wife came home without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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heh. Nice! ^_^
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Excellent joke!
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This is great! Thanks
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What a hoot
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That's great
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHA!!! That's very funny.
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Great one... saw this on the last tfp... Glad to see it lives
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:57 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hehe, this ones new to me, good one.
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Old 05-06-2003, 08:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hahahahahhaha!!
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:00 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Beautiful, beautiful!
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Old 05-06-2003, 12:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Muy excellente Senor Hanxter
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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my kinda joke...short and funny
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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The visual is great!

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