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Old 05-02-2003, 10:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My favorite nun joke

Two nuns are riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome and one says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other leans over and whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Mine is the one where a vampire jumps on the hood of a car with 2 nuns. The first nun says to the other, "Show him your cross!"

The second nun leans out the window and yells "FUCK YOU!"

Get it, crossed(angry) and the holy cross?
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Old 05-02-2003, 11:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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First time Iv'e heard/seen it and laughed big time.
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Old 05-03-2003, 02:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Two nuns are painting a room when they decide to take off their habits so they won't get paint on them....... A little while later there is a knock at the door, "Who is it" the nuns ask...... "Blind man" The nuns figure they don't need to get dressed because the guy is blind so they open the door......The guy walks in carrying some blinds and says... "Nice Tits"

/I have nothing......
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Old 05-03-2003, 06:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Two nuns in a bath. One says "where's the soap?". "It does, doesn't it" came the reply
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Old 05-03-2003, 04:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hah, nun jokes are awesome
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Old 05-03-2003, 06:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 15 km'.

He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign that says, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 8 km' and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution Next Right' his curiosity gets the better of him and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to the door saying, 'Sisters of Mercy'.

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you, my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.'

'Very well, my son. Please follow me.'

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup.

This nun instructs, 'Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.'

He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.

He then trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another small sign.

'Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed by the Sisters of Mercy.'
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Old 05-03-2003, 06:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Pretty funny, most of those. Thanks for starting it, <b>platypus</b>.
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