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Old 05-02-2003, 10:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: NY Burbs
Anna Nicole's nightmare

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 70-year-old man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.

The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The elderly gentleman replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: Fresno, CA
Great joke! Haven't heard this one.
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Old 05-02-2003, 01:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
Oldie but still a goodie. Haven't heard that since high school.
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Old 05-02-2003, 01:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: PacNW
That's new! Funny!
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Never underestimate the oldies
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Following the light...
hahaha. Nice.
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: RI
that isn't right, I think...Deserves what she gets though.
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Old 05-06-2003, 12:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh. Sick.
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