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Old 05-02-2003, 10:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Paratrooper joke

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he phoned his father to tell him the news.

"So, did you jump?" the father asked.

"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the Sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"

"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.

"Um, not yet. Then the Sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door."

"Did you jump then?" asked the father.

"I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane.

I told the Sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told be to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass."

"So, did you jump?"

"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?' I said, 'No, Sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down his pants and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out of that door, or I'm sticking this up your ass.' "

"So, did you jump?" asked the father.

"Well, a little, at first."
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Old 05-02-2003, 11:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol nice one!
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i thought he didnt want to jump?
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Old 05-02-2003, 01:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OOwwwww....man that hurts just thinking about it. Funny post.
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
Location: Boone, NC
hmm... apparently this boy missed the "don't ask, don't tell" part of training....
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
Location: Milwaukee, WI
hahaha, nice one.
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
funny - need to show that to my para friend!
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Old 05-03-2003, 12:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's hilarious
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Old 05-03-2003, 01:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, thats fricken great

that'll make a good group joke
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
Location: British Columbia
that poor bastard.
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Old 10-25-2003, 10:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
Location: California
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man that one is fuckin hilarious :P Thanks!!!
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Old 10-26-2003, 07:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Yikes. Thats rough.
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Old 10-26-2003, 09:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Thats awesome....I havnt laughed that hard in a looooong time!
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Old 10-26-2003, 09:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This one always makes me laugh...right before the mental image really sets in, and I wince. Funny, if not a little disturbing!
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Old 10-28-2003, 03:30 PM   #15 (permalink)
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BAD!! that was bad and for some reason i find myself laughing
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Old 10-28-2003, 03:55 PM   #16 (permalink)
big penis jokes are funny.
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That's just sick.....:P

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Old 10-29-2003, 12:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
Oh man thats funny!
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joke, paratrooper

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