Today's humor: answer to smart-ass kid - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

asdf1001 · 05-02-2003, 01:52 PM

At a high school an English teacher is busy with her work. A student approaches the teacher and asks when the final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.

"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?"

"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."

cchris · 05-02-2003, 11:35 PM

Thats not little Johnny is it?

Destrox · 05-03-2003, 01:13 PM

Heh, this deserves a lil bump, its good.

Eviltree · 05-03-2003, 03:39 PM

it is indeed a good joke

Leviathan[NCV] · 05-04-2003, 10:32 AM

Right on.

Fallon · 05-04-2003, 04:48 PM

Loved this joke the first time i heard it. That'd be harsh if your teacher actually said that to someone in a class...

GremlinDelirium · 05-04-2003, 05:08 PM

Aww sad... the smart-ass jock only knows how to use his hand.

ForgottenKnight · 05-04-2003, 07:28 PM

LOL! That's a great response!

darksparkles · 05-04-2003, 11:54 PM

heheh...

mturner333 · 05-05-2003, 07:34 AM

Funny....

05-02-2003, 01:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Today's humor: answer to smart-ass kid At a high school an English teacher is busy with her work. A student approaches the teacher and asks when the final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand. "What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?" "Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with." __________________ Goodbye!

05-02-2003, 11:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Thats not little Johnny is it? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-03-2003, 01:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Heh, this deserves a lil bump, its good. __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-04-2003, 05:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Aww sad... the smart-ass jock only knows how to use his hand. __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-04-2003, 07:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	LOL! That's a great response! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-03-2003, 03:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	it is indeed a good joke

05-04-2003, 10:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
Leviathan[NCV] Well... Location: afk	Right on.

05-04-2003, 04:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	Loved this joke the first time i heard it. That'd be harsh if your teacher actually said that to someone in a class...

05-04-2003, 11:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	heheh... __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

05-05-2003, 07:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	Funny....