PorscheBunny

A man walks into a bar to have a drink. He looks down at the other end of the bar and sees this 5-gallon water jug almost full of money, $50 bills upon closer inspection. The sleazy looking guy sitting next to the jug asks, "Interested?"

"Sure."

"It's a three-part challenge. First, you have to drink this liter bottle of tequila in under 2 minutes." Sleazeball points to a metal door with bloodstains coming out from the bottom. "Second, behind that door is a male pit-bull with an abscessed tooth. You have to pull the tooth. If you survive that, there's a beautiful red-headed nympho upstairs you have to sexual satisfy. You do all three and you win the jug full of money. Costs you $50 to try"

Guy throw in $50 and chugs the tequila. Then he enters the room and shuts the door. For the next hour there all sorts of barking and yelling and painful sounds coming out of the room. Finally, the door opens and the pit bulls darts out, running for dear life and with white stuff coming out of his butt.

The guy staggers out, all bloody and scratched up and bit and says to Sleazeball, "Where's the redhead that needs the tooth pulled?"

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Kagh't

LMAO!

man, that cracked me up, could have done without the 'with white stuff coming out of his butt' line, but otherwise, too true to really life for some of my friends

TheJig

Dammit, I must be slow today, cause for some reason I didn't see that coming. He He

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