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Old 05-03-2003, 05:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Duck in a hardware store

(yeah, it's an oldie, but it's my favourite, and I'm new here)

A duck walks into a hardware store, waddles up to the counter, and says "Can I have a grape?"

The hardware guy says "No, sorry, we don't have any grapes here. This is a hardware store." and the duck waddles out.

Next day, same thing. The duck comes in, and says "Can I have a grape?"

The guy says "no, I told you yesterday. We don't sell grapes. We sell hardware".

This goes on for a couple more days, and the guy is totally sick of it. The next day, the duck comes in, and says "Can I have a grape?"

The guy loses it, and yells at the duck: "Listen, you stupid duck. We don't have any grapes here. We're a hardware store. We've never sold grapes, we never will. So help me, if you come in here one more time and ask for a grape, I'll nail your friggin' beak to this counter", and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck comes in again. This time, though, it asks: "Can I have a nail?"

The shopkeeper is taken aback, and says "No, sorry, we've actually run out of nails just this morning."

The duck says "Good. Can I have a grape?"
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Old 05-03-2003, 06:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Clever duck! I like it!
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Old 05-03-2003, 06:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one. Laughed out loud and got strange looks for that one!
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Old 05-03-2003, 05:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I've heard a variation of that, but its still funny
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL. Thats an old one but still a good one.
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Smart Duck! I Like It!
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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heh, if only I had been as smart as that on some of my responses...
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