bobby

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.
The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.
A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?"
After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper.
A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?"
"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?"
"We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"

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clifclav

very clever one. Thanks. I've heard other variations of that over the years but they always elicit a chuckle.

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smooth_4

hahahaha

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orphen

that's a good one

sinjien

Always did like that joke...thanks for posting it

Gortexfogg

Heh, funny stuff!

thedrake

funny joke

gilada

from what I've heard, winston churchill came up with this first...

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