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Old 02-23-2004, 06:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of language in the Lord's House."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No shit?"
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Old 02-23-2004, 07:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice. I chuckled.
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Old 02-24-2004, 05:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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quick change of heart
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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good joke
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Old 02-24-2004, 03:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that was a good one.
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Old 02-24-2004, 10:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha cussing in church is funny
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