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bacon_masta · 02-23-2004, 05:07 PM

nun 1 and nun 2 were walking back from a town near their convent one day when they noticed a very large man with a VERY large bulge in his pants following them. they quickly decide to split up so only one of them can be caught, and begin to run. nun 1 quickly outdistances nun 2 and makes it safely back to the convent. nun 2 arrives a few minutes later.

nun 1: what happened?

nun 2: well, i knew he was going to catch me, so i did the only thing i could....i turned around and lifted up my dress.

nun 1: oh no!! what did he do?

nun 2: he dropped his pants around his ankles.

nun 1: dear lord, did you get-?

nun 2 (interrupting): nope, a nun with her dress up can run WAY faster than a man with his pants down

theguyondacouch · 02-23-2004, 06:00 PM

I thought that waz going to end in a terrible way

twilightfoix · 02-23-2004, 06:15 PM

it started dirty, it proceeded dirty but it eneded funny. good one

Kllr Wolf · 02-23-2004, 07:58 PM

Funny ending. didnt see it coming

bacon_masta · 02-23-2004, 08:20 PM

one of my favs, thanks for the positive feedback

fizzledorf · 02-24-2004, 05:49 AM

great ending!

Infernal · 02-24-2004, 03:25 PM

LOL excellent ending

xim · 02-24-2004, 06:32 PM

man i was hopin for some nun lovin

small one · 02-26-2004, 02:49 AM

Very good

Gortexfogg · 02-26-2004, 06:29 AM

Hehe, smart nun.

mvassek · 02-26-2004, 06:52 PM

How much luvin did the large man get?

Nun

losthellhound · 02-27-2004, 02:49 AM

great ending

phathom · 03-02-2004, 02:10 PM

Another nun joke---
Two nuns have to venture out of the convent to a church uptown, but they have to walk through a bad neighborhood to get there. As they are talking one says to the other must we really go, we'll surely get raped on our way. The other nun replies yes it's worth going there even if we will get raped twice. Twice the other nun replies? Well yes we have to come back don't we?

Slacks_01 · 03-02-2004, 02:58 PM

that was a good ending, funny and didn't see it coming

02-23-2004, 05:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	one for the nuns in the house nun 1 and nun 2 were walking back from a town near their convent one day when they noticed a very large man with a VERY large bulge in his pants following them. they quickly decide to split up so only one of them can be caught, and begin to run. nun 1 quickly outdistances nun 2 and makes it safely back to the convent. nun 2 arrives a few minutes later. nun 1: what happened? nun 2: well, i knew he was going to catch me, so i did the only thing i could....i turned around and lifted up my dress. nun 1: oh no!! what did he do? nun 2: he dropped his pants around his ankles. nun 1: dear lord, did you get-? nun 2 (interrupting): nope, a nun with her dress up can run WAY faster than a man with his pants down

02-23-2004, 06:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	I thought that waz going to end in a terrible way __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

02-23-2004, 07:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kllr Wolf Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	Funny ending. didnt see it coming __________________ Caffeine - the molecule of life.

02-24-2004, 06:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	man i was hopin for some nun lovin __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-26-2004, 06:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
mvassek Crazy Location: East Tennessee	How much luvin did the large man get? Nun __________________ Been There, Couldn't do that, No Money, Maybe next time. I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit. It made a nice grease rag!

02-23-2004, 06:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	it started dirty, it proceeded dirty but it eneded funny. good one

02-23-2004, 08:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	one of my favs, thanks for the positive feedback

02-24-2004, 05:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	great ending!

02-24-2004, 03:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Infernal Crazy Location: Brooklyn, NY	LOL excellent ending

02-26-2004, 02:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Very good

02-26-2004, 06:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehe, smart nun.

02-27-2004, 02:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	great ending __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

03-02-2004, 02:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
phathom Crazy	Another nun joke--- Two nuns have to venture out of the convent to a church uptown, but they have to walk through a bad neighborhood to get there. As they are talking one says to the other must we really go, we'll surely get raped on our way. The other nun replies yes it's worth going there even if we will get raped twice. Twice the other nun replies? Well yes we have to come back don't we? __________________ -snooch to the nooch

03-02-2004, 02:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	that was a good ending, funny and didn't see it coming