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Zooksport2 · 02-25-2004, 04:10 AM

Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I cum and one named No cum. No cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No cum tu. For velly obvious reason No cum and No cum tu not have any children. One day, No cum went out of town on business and I cum came over and spent the night with No cum tu. That night I cum came and No cum tu came too. This make both very happy. However about 7 or 8 months later, No cum see he about to become father but he not know how come, so when baby come, he named it, How cum u cum. Of course, I cum and No cum tu know How cum u cum came but to this day No cum not know how come How cum u cum came!

matthew330 · 02-25-2004, 07:12 AM

....that was painfull

MexicanOnABike · 02-25-2004, 02:18 PM

ouch! that hurts the brain!

Kllr Wolf · 02-25-2004, 04:35 PM

what a twisty way. I got confused

twilightfoix · 02-25-2004, 06:45 PM

confusing, but funny, kinda very funny

bacon_masta · 02-25-2004, 09:48 PM

a little racist?

floydthebarber · 02-27-2004, 04:33 PM

hmmm, now that's quite the play on words.

mystmarimatt · 02-27-2004, 05:50 PM

headache...

Destrox · 02-28-2004, 09:49 PM

Funny

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Originally posted by bacon_masta
a little racist?

If people wish to see this as racism, it sounds like they need to get their head out of thier ass and realize its a joke. (Nothing directed to you, just in general.)

Zooksport2 · 02-29-2004, 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by bacon_masta
a little racist?

Dunno. Not as far as I was concerned....

Just an interesting play on words. Perhaps others have "similar" Racist" jokes?????

Evil Milkman · 02-29-2004, 11:00 AM

Ah, I couldn't couldn't finish it.

JohnS72 · 02-29-2004, 12:34 PM

I get the story! I feel like a genius! :-D
Characters - I cum (Phil), No cum (Dave), No cum tu (Mary), How cum u cum (Baby)

See, Dave and Mary couldnt have the baby, but when Dave was away, Phil had an affair with Mary and Dave had no idea. See? :_D

Slacks_01 · 02-29-2004, 04:01 PM

but it's not very funny

oane · 03-01-2004, 07:55 PM

Zooksport2, your post reminds me of a real life incident!

<p>A white/caucasian Missionary priest had settled in a village in India, and was spreading the word.

Apparently, Christ's message wasn't the only thing he was spreading.

One year later, one of the woman gave birth to a white child in a village full of black/dravidain people. The locals were clueless and thought of it as some divine blessing!

Although, I doubt the child's mother mother was fooled....

02-25-2004, 04:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Once upon a time in China, Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I cum and one named No cum. No cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No cum tu. For velly obvious reason No cum and No cum tu not have any children. One day, No cum went out of town on business and I cum came over and spent the night with No cum tu. That night I cum came and No cum tu came too. This make both very happy. However about 7 or 8 months later, No cum see he about to become father but he not know how come, so when baby come, he named it, How cum u cum. Of course, I cum and No cum tu know How cum u cum came but to this day No cum not know how come How cum u cum came! __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

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Kllr Wolf Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	what a twisty way. I got confused __________________ Caffeine - the molecule of life.

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floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	hmmm, now that's quite the play on words. __________________ wish you were here

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02-25-2004, 07:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
matthew330 Banned	....that was painfull

02-25-2004, 06:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	confusing, but funny, kinda very funny

02-25-2004, 09:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	a little racist?

02-29-2004, 11:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Ah, I couldn't couldn't finish it.

02-29-2004, 12:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
JohnS72 Crazy	I get the story! I feel like a genius! :-D Characters - I cum (Phil), No cum (Dave), No cum tu (Mary), How cum u cum (Baby) See, Dave and Mary couldnt have the baby, but when Dave was away, Phil had an affair with Mary and Dave had no idea. See? :_D

02-29-2004, 04:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	but it's not very funny

03-01-2004, 07:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
oane Insane	Zooksport2, your post reminds me of a real life incident! <p>A white/caucasian Missionary priest had settled in a village in India, and was spreading the word. Apparently, Christ's message wasn't the only thing he was spreading. One year later, one of the woman gave birth to a white child in a village full of black/dravidain people. The locals were clueless and thought of it as some divine blessing! Although, I doubt the child's mother mother was fooled.... __________________ Make me Mad. Make me Sad. Make me feel Alright. Last edited by oane; 03-01-2004 at 08:00 PM..