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acostello · 02-28-2004, 05:23 AM

Moses climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up to the heavens, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Moses asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Moses asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute

Evil Milkman · 02-28-2004, 07:56 AM

Heheheh... Good joke.

Gortexfogg · 02-28-2004, 10:54 AM

Funny stuff!

twilightfoix · 02-28-2004, 08:35 PM

good for a quick laugh

KellyC · 02-28-2004, 11:19 PM

I heard the vietnamese version of this. both are good. Hmmmm

loganmule · 02-29-2004, 06:44 PM

cute one, and I can even repeat it in mixed company

Mavric98 · 03-01-2004, 12:07 AM

that is great

mastboyx · 03-06-2004, 12:40 PM

hahahahaha that was cool hahaha funny

fizzledorf · 03-12-2004, 09:29 AM

heard that the other day, it's great

02-28-2004, 05:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Moses and God Moses climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up to the heavens, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Moses asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Moses asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute

02-28-2004, 11:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I heard the vietnamese version of this. both are good. Hmmmm __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

03-01-2004, 12:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	that is great __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

03-06-2004, 12:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	hahahahaha that was cool hahaha funny __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

02-28-2004, 07:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Heheheh... Good joke.

02-28-2004, 10:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Funny stuff!

02-28-2004, 08:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	good for a quick laugh

02-29-2004, 06:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute one, and I can even repeat it in mixed company

03-12-2004, 09:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	heard that the other day, it's great