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bobby · 02-28-2004, 05:37 PM

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

Kllr Wolf · 02-28-2004, 06:56 PM

Great he gets fun no matter what

twilightfoix · 02-28-2004, 08:22 PM

hmm, i think that's a good idea even if you're not deaf.

small one · 03-04-2004, 02:04 AM

Good one very funny

Slacks_01 · 03-04-2004, 08:38 AM

thoguth i heard it before, but still funny!

mastboyx · 03-06-2004, 10:42 AM

never heard it before but it is funny

good one

theblackmax455 · 03-08-2004, 09:10 PM

I think all deaf and not deaf people should try this..........a lot more guys would come to work happy, thats for sure.

02-28-2004, 05:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	It's always worked for me ! Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times." __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

02-28-2004, 06:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Kllr Wolf Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	Great he gets fun no matter what __________________ Caffeine - the molecule of life.

03-06-2004, 10:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	never heard it before but it is funny good one __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-08-2004, 09:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
theblackmax455 Tilted Location: Columbus, Ohio	I think all deaf and not deaf people should try this..........a lot more guys would come to work happy, thats for sure. __________________ "Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Cuz I'm married." -Peter Griffin, Family Guy

02-28-2004, 08:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	hmm, i think that's a good idea even if you're not deaf.

03-04-2004, 02:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Good one very funny

03-04-2004, 08:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	thoguth i heard it before, but still funny!