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Old 03-07-2004, 11:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A short guide to comparitive religions

Taoism Shit happens.
Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism Send more shit.
Atheism No shit.
Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism What is shit anyway?
Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
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Old 03-07-2004, 02:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
Is Rastafarianism a religion?
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Old 03-07-2004, 04:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Is Rastafarianism a religion?
Yes.
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Old 03-08-2004, 12:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Is Rastafarianism a religion?
They see a dead dictator named Haile Selase (not sure about the spelling) as some kind of Jesus..
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Old 03-08-2004, 03:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Rastafarianism really IS a religion? o_O
I figured it was more like just a philosophy, if even that...
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Old 03-11-2004, 02:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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They see a dead dictator named Haile Selase (not sure about the spelling) as some kind of Jesus..
Haile Selassie
Emperor of Ethopia.

from wikipedia

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Rastafarianism is a religious movement which emerged in Jamaica in the early 1930s out of Biblical prophecy, black social and political aspirations and the teachings of the Jamaican-born black publicist and organiser Marcus Mosiah Garvey. Though the Garvey's political and cultural vision inspired the movement's founders, who regarded him as a prophet, he never identified himself with the movement. There were about 1,000,000 Rastafarians world-wide in 2000. An estimated sixty percent of Jamaicans identify themselves as Rastafarians. Rastafarianism began among working-class black people in Jamaica, and remained for some while an advocate of black supremacy. Nowadays however, it has spread throughout much of the world through immigration. Middle-class people, white people, Asians, and Arabs comprise minorities within the religion.
There's more about Selassie later on in the article
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