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tekaweni · 03-07-2004, 11:32 AM

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed."

Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f*ck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f*ck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you."

Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed".

Slacks_01 · 03-07-2004, 12:40 PM

lol, that's a good one, didn't expect the end

mordret · 03-08-2004, 02:01 AM

Good one ! I didn't expect the end either...

Gortexfogg · 03-08-2004, 05:55 AM

He he, funny stuff!

Dil · 03-08-2004, 06:50 AM

hahah cool

FoolThemAll · 03-08-2004, 04:28 PM

Great one. Me enjoy.

Beanie · 03-08-2004, 04:38 PM

hahaha didnt see it coming.

mastboyx · 03-09-2004, 12:46 AM

hahahaha yeah definitely did not see that one coming

Iliftrocks · 03-09-2004, 10:35 AM

agball · 03-10-2004, 11:20 AM

Good one!! lol

LStanley · 03-10-2004, 11:36 AM

lololololol thats great

gilada · 03-10-2004, 01:17 PM

zing...

p0thead · 03-10-2004, 03:18 PM

haha thats a really good one.

tehblaed · 03-10-2004, 09:50 PM

As brian griffin says "ba ZING"

Mind if I use it?

Master Fap · 03-11-2004, 07:53 PM

fairly funny one. i think ill tell it to someone

HunterDevourer · 03-12-2004, 11:52 PM

Hahaha that's fantastic.

loganmule · 03-13-2004, 10:37 PM

I likes it

cowudders14 · 03-14-2004, 10:07 AM

Now THAT's funny!

ROFL!

runawayfetus · 03-14-2004, 11:37 AM

haha thats hella funny

aarchaon · 03-18-2004, 04:49 AM

03-07-2004, 11:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Fuck I missed A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh fck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FCK, I Missed". __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

03-08-2004, 04:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	Great one. Me enjoy. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

03-09-2004, 12:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	hahahaha yeah definitely did not see that one coming __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-09-2004, 10:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	dang __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

03-10-2004, 11:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
LStanley Insane Location: Houston TX	lololololol thats great __________________ Lathan Stanley

03-07-2004, 12:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	lol, that's a good one, didn't expect the end

03-08-2004, 02:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	Good one ! I didn't expect the end either...

03-08-2004, 05:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	He he, funny stuff!

03-08-2004, 06:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dil Tilted Location: Sydney <-> Australia	hahah cool

03-08-2004, 04:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Beanie Upright	hahaha didnt see it coming.

03-10-2004, 11:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
agball Insane Location: Long Island	Good one!! lol

03-10-2004, 01:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
gilada Psycho Location: Dallas, Tx	zing... __________________ Hey, this isn't rocket surgery. See my futurephone pics at: http://gilada.textamerica.com See my DVD's at: http://www.dvdprofiler.com/mycollection.asp?alias=gilada

03-10-2004, 03:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
p0thead Insane Location: born in vietnam, lost in california	haha thats a really good one.

03-10-2004, 09:50 PM	#14 (permalink)
tehblaed Insane Location: land of the merry	As brian griffin says "ba ZING" Mind if I use it?

03-11-2004, 07:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
Master Fap Tilted	fairly funny one. i think ill tell it to someone __________________ -peace out side

03-13-2004, 10:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I likes it

03-14-2004, 10:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	Now THAT's funny! ROFL! __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

03-14-2004, 11:37 AM	#19 (permalink)
runawayfetus Crazy Location: san fran	haha thats hella funny __________________ im a huge movie goer....

03-18-2004, 04:49 AM	#20 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	hehe __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-12-2004, 11:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Hahaha that's fantastic. __________________ Viva La Muerte