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Old 03-10-2004, 11:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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Romance Novel?

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......you stupid mosquito
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Old 03-10-2004, 12:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ah, summertime!
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
She's Actual Size
 
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Bloodsucking little bitches!
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah i guessed it was a mosquito, im not supposed to have dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts :d im getting there...
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The ending surprised me. I like it.
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hehe, funny stuff.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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damn seagulls...i mean misquitoz
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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This one was definately cool. It was hard to get to the punchline without puking, but it was worth it.
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Old 03-19-2004, 04:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Was not expecting a mosquito. Hehe
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Old 03-20-2004, 10:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
Vroom!
 
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wow.. that was hot
yeah, i'd hit it
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Old 03-21-2004, 02:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
Femme Fatale
 
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*click right, save as* great stuff!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 03-21-2004, 06:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Wow that was funny!
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Old 03-21-2004, 04:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahaha, nice
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