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Bill O'Rights · 03-10-2004, 11:45 AM

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......you stupid mosquito

fizzledorf · 03-10-2004, 12:12 PM

ah, summertime!

CinnamonGirl · 03-10-2004, 01:41 PM

Bloodsucking little bitches!

mastboyx · 03-10-2004, 01:42 PM

yeah i guessed it was a mosquito, im not supposed to have dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts :d im getting there...

Kllr Wolf · 03-10-2004, 01:43 PM

The ending surprised me. I like it.

Gortexfogg · 03-11-2004, 06:51 AM

Hehe, funny stuff.

tim2shady · 03-11-2004, 07:11 AM

damn seagulls...i mean misquitoz

matthew330 · 03-12-2004, 10:13 AM

This one was definately cool. It was hard to get to the punchline without puking, but it was worth it.

aarchaon · 03-19-2004, 04:23 AM

Was not expecting a mosquito. Hehe

t3m3st · 03-20-2004, 10:31 PM

wow.. that was hot
yeah, i'd hit it

Nancy · 03-21-2004, 02:37 AM

*click right, save as* great stuff!

teseniarkc · 03-21-2004, 06:27 AM

Wow that was funny!

bahula04 · 03-21-2004, 04:08 PM

hahaha, nice

03-10-2004, 11:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Romance Novel? As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......you stupid mosquito __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

03-10-2004, 01:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	Bloodsucking little bitches! __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

03-10-2004, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	yeah i guessed it was a mosquito, im not supposed to have dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts :d im getting there... __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-10-2004, 01:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kllr Wolf Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	The ending surprised me. I like it. __________________ Caffeine - the molecule of life.

03-11-2004, 07:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
tim2shady Tilted Location: Chicago, IL	damn seagulls...i mean misquitoz __________________ mean people suck.....period.

03-10-2004, 12:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	ah, summertime!

03-11-2004, 06:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehe, funny stuff.

03-12-2004, 10:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
matthew330 Banned	This one was definately cool. It was hard to get to the punchline without puking, but it was worth it.

03-19-2004, 04:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	Was not expecting a mosquito. Hehe __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-20-2004, 10:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
t3m3st Vroom! Location: Toronto	wow.. that was hot yeah, i'd hit it __________________ I do it for the rare drops

03-21-2004, 02:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	click right, save as great stuff! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-21-2004, 06:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
teseniarkc Tilted	Wow that was funny!

03-21-2004, 04:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
bahula04 Upright	hahaha, nice