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Old 05-05-2003, 04:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Australia
The jerks of the highway

One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a
nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy
dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of
the highway gestures for him to stop. The guy rolls down
the window and says, "How can I help you?"

"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"

With a smile in his face, the guy hands a sandwich to the
guy in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later,
he comes across another guy. This guy is dressed fully in
yellow, standing on the side and waving for him to stop.
A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window,
and says, "What can I do for you?"

"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something
to drink?"

Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can
of Coke and stomps on the pedal and takes off again.
In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he
decides to go faster and not stop no matter what. To his
frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road,
this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop.
Reluctantly, our guy decides to stop one last time, rolls
down his window, and yells, "Let me guess. You're the blue
jerk of the highway, and just what do YOU want?"

"Driver's license and registration, please."
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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No post??? I'm surprised, funny!
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha.... a cop...
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Old 05-05-2003, 10:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHA! Good one!
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Old 05-05-2003, 10:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh heh. Good stuff!
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lmao, that's gotta suck
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ouch, good one.
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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and the sun was probably setting as he was handed his shiny, new ticket.....
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: British Columbia
but, but, what about the rainbow jerk?
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