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Old 05-05-2003, 04:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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jim and the gorgeous girl

I dunno, whenever i hear this joke i crack up

A guy walks into a pub and sees his mate Jim slumped over the bar. He walks up and asks him: "Whats the matter?" Jim looks up dolefully and says: "Hey Bob, Well you know that really gorgeous girl at my work, with the great chest, gorgeous bum and fantastic legs? You remember I mentioned that without fail I get an erection when I see her." "Yeah I remember" says his friend. "Well I finally got the nerve to ask her out." says Jim. Bob raises an eyebrow: "That's great! What did she say?" "Well she said "Yes!" I have just come back from seeing her" his mate says bitterly. "Well how did it go?" asks Bob, a little confused. "Well I thought ahead, and not wanting to draw immediate attention to my attaction to her I decided to tape my old fella to my leg. It wasn't too uncomfortable and when I went to pick her up she looked amazing - wearing the shortest dress I have ever seen, breasts about to pop out. She looked fantastic!" "So why're you drinking yourself into oblivion down here? What the hell went wrong?" asked Bob. Jim replied: "I kicked her in the face."
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Old 05-05-2003, 04:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Thats great. I havn't heard that one.
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Excellent joke
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What a great joke. thanks for the laugh
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Old 05-05-2003, 10:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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*L* I've heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh....
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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bwah! that's great!
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that was hillarious.
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice one.
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Old 05-05-2003, 01:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Never heard that one before, good one.
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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oh god, i had a co-worker come in to my cube to find out why i was laughing.

good thing she didn't see the joke.
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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LOL...not all these jokes get that kind of response
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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aww to be that young again, today i'd only hit her knee-cap
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Haha! great joke, but....no pic?
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:45 AM   #14 (permalink)
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hahaha, thats hilarious!
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Great Joke

now for a serios question....
was that joke of English origin? It sounds like british humor for some reason
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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A new one for me, and already a classic.
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Old 05-06-2003, 11:37 AM   #17 (permalink)
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First joke in a while that made me laugh out loud when I read it.
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