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Old 03-27-2004, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just got this email from my mom...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife that she was going to do all the dishes and cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and she had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a woman from Ohio. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, cooking done and laundry washed, and this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.
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Old 03-27-2004, 07:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, really didnt expect that good joke ^^ Funny how laundry puts people over the edge aye? ^^
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Old 03-27-2004, 07:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Is that why my head still hurts? I should have know this a long time ago. Bad but funny, thanks!!
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Old 03-27-2004, 08:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2004, 01:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Great punchline, I did NOT see that coming! And neither did he obviously!
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