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# "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Patrick, age 10

# "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, 9

# "Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
Michael, 14

# "Stay away from prunes. "
Randy, 9

# "Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "
Emily, 10

# "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. "
Taylia,11

# "Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. "
Traci, 14

# "Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers"
Mitchell,12

# "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."
Andrew, 9

# "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
Kyoyo, 9

# "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
Armir, 9

# "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
Kellie, 11

# "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
Naomi, 15

# "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."
Lauren, 9

# "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "
Joel,10

# "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. "
Alyesha, 13

# "Never try to baptize a cat. "
Eileen, 8

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

CinnamonGirl

That was cute...and some very good advice

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

macmanmike6100

oh wow; very clever kids!

Nancy

hehe kids are the greatest

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Tman144

<i># "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
Naomi, 15</i>

I actually used that once sorta, but I used it to get my parents to buy half of my first car.

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Luki

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, 9
"Never try to baptize a cat. "
Eileen, 8


kids are great, I love them.

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Your part is silent you little toad - a line from the new phantom of the opera

God of Thunder

I don't even want to know the story behind that one

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-- Adam Savage

sillygirl

Well, my advice along those lines is more of "Don't hold a cat anywhere near a vacuum..... our kitty was um... yeah... heeheehee *guilty smile*

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Kllr Wolf

# "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "
Joel,10


I learned this lesson myself where was the list when I was young.

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deportes

cute ones

fatboss

All true,

All brilliant!

Thanks

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