bobby

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

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sillygirl

Oh man. :shakeshead: That's so sad.... and yet..... so very very sad....

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Evil Milkman

That newlywed guy and I have something in common.

Traff

seems kinda cruel for all small men

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The rug
it really tied the room together

Luki

that's funny, but I feel kinda bad for the guy, his wife can't even be nice to him about it.

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Your part is silent you little toad - a line from the new phantom of the opera

KellyC

Burrnnnnnn whilst he still wet. How ironic.
(assuming that people who just got out the shower is indeed still wet)

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

small one

Very funny, never saw it coming