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Old 05-05-2003, 02:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
Location: Ass end of Nowhere
aboard the plane

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane. The stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, re-opening his book, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"
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Old 05-05-2003, 03:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
Location: Toronto
Already posted, blonde instead of little johnny...
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Old 05-05-2003, 04:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
Location: Boone, NC
my kinda joke!
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
Location: British Columbia
why indeed
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
That sarcasting little bastard I love it
I'll Throw You!
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
Location: York
Little Johnny has a lot to answer for
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
i love Little Johnny -- got an answer for everything. You da man Johnny!
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
You go John boy!
Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
Location: Up my ass
Little Johnny is the man! Great joke!
Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

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