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Old 05-05-2003, 06:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The last of the erections

A man is having problems with his penis, which has certainly seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “I’m sorry, but you’ve simply overdone it for the last 30 years and your penis is burned out. You only have 30 erections left.”

The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem, so he tells her.

“Oh no!” she exclaims. “Only 30 times! We shouldn’t waste that! We should make a list!”

“Yes,” he replies. “I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn’t on it.”
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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heh, heh, heh.
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha, great punchline.
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Heh heh, good joke! That would suck to the nth degree though.
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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haha
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Old 05-06-2003, 03:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahaha... i love it

tilted humor is responsible for many laughs at work. keep up the good work people
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Old 05-06-2003, 04:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh man! That's low. Hah!
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
Bwa aha haa
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Old 05-07-2003, 05:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: OMFG BRB
OH SHIT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN CAN IT?
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Old 05-07-2003, 06:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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only to catholics
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Old 05-07-2003, 08:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: OMFG BRB
Good. I'm very, very safe then.
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Old 05-10-2003, 03:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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oh no!
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Old 05-10-2003, 03:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I hope that can't raelly happen... Good one
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Old 05-12-2003, 10:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Awesome!
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Old 05-12-2003, 12:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Haha, that's good.
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