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Old 04-09-2004, 03:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Costume Party

A couple were invited to a swanky family's masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Very funny did net see the ending quite that way. That is wacked.
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Old 04-10-2004, 08:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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that's..*shivers* wrong
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Old 04-10-2004, 07:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that is just brutally... funny!
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Old 04-11-2004, 03:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh my god.. that's so wrong

but so funny hehe

I've heard this joke before, usually he just gives the suit to a mate of his.
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Old 04-11-2004, 02:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats heaps funny!!!
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Old 04-11-2004, 03:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh man, that's sick....I love it!
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Old 04-11-2004, 04:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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buhah! That twisted
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Old 04-11-2004, 06:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hilarious stuff!
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Old 04-11-2004, 08:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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awesome joke, haven't heard it before.
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Old 04-12-2004, 09:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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very sick
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Old 04-12-2004, 10:06 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Good stuff. Gotta love how it twists things.
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Old 04-12-2004, 11:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Heard it told differently, but it's funny none the less.
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Old 04-17-2004, 04:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Heard it before, but not with such a GREAT punchline! wow thats pure evil! hahahahaha
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Old 04-17-2004, 07:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
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To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
Lets pretend that it really happened, and it was you (pretend).

Would you tell your dad? Would you keep it a secret? Would you resent him now? Or would you be an incestual whore?
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Funny stuff
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