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Old 04-10-2004, 05:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Three men lost in the jungle...

Three men lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”

The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”


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Old 04-10-2004, 06:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha god ive heard this joke before and i still laugh when i hear it
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Old 04-11-2004, 12:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LoL gonna have to tell this one later.
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Old 04-14-2004, 05:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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very funny
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Old 04-14-2004, 05:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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HAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
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Old 04-15-2004, 04:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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made me laugh out loud literally, good joke!
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Old 04-15-2004, 04:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Heard it before too, but it stays good!

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Old 04-15-2004, 05:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's a damn good one,............. I almost spit my soda on my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Always fun to hear this one again!
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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HAHAHA, OMFG! That is some funny ass shit
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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haha.. heard it before, slightly different version though
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Old 04-20-2004, 10:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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damn thats great
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Old 04-23-2004, 01:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
Thats MR. Muffin Face now
 
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oldie but a goodie
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Old 04-24-2004, 12:12 AM   #14 (permalink)
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*litterally laugh out loud*
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