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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 04-10-2004, 05:51 PM

Three men lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”

The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

Glad

Ace_O_Spades · 04-10-2004, 06:15 PM

hahaha god ive heard this joke before and i still laugh when i hear it

raist · 04-11-2004, 12:13 PM

LoL gonna have to tell this one later.

deportes · 04-14-2004, 05:17 PM

very funny

tkkfan · 04-14-2004, 05:20 PM

HAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Destrox · 04-15-2004, 04:37 AM

made me laugh out loud literally, good joke!

Silvy · 04-15-2004, 04:48 AM

Heard it before too, but it stays good!

Thanks

txstrosman · 04-15-2004, 05:22 AM

That's a damn good one,............. I almost spit my soda on my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gortexfogg · 04-15-2004, 05:38 AM

Always fun to hear this one again!

twilightfoix · 04-15-2004, 08:10 AM

HAHAHA, OMFG! That is some funny ass shit

Keg-o-Grog · 04-15-2004, 08:20 AM

haha.. heard it before, slightly different version though

R3d · 04-20-2004, 10:33 PM

damn thats great

losthellhound · 04-23-2004, 01:10 PM

oldie but a goodie

KellyC · 04-24-2004, 12:12 AM

*litterally laugh out loud*

04-10-2004, 05:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Three men lost in the jungle... Three men lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.” Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

04-10-2004, 06:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	hahaha god ive heard this joke before and i still laugh when i hear it __________________ Feh.

04-14-2004, 05:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
tkkfan Insane Location: Flying over your house	HAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!!!! __________________ I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

04-15-2004, 04:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	made me laugh out loud literally, good joke! __________________ You bore me.... next.

04-15-2004, 04:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	Heard it before too, but it stays good! Thanks __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

04-11-2004, 12:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
raist Tilted	LoL gonna have to tell this one later.

04-14-2004, 05:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	very funny

04-15-2004, 05:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	That's a damn good one,............. I almost spit my soda on my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-15-2004, 05:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Always fun to hear this one again!

04-15-2004, 08:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	HAHAHA, OMFG! That is some funny ass shit

04-15-2004, 08:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha.. heard it before, slightly different version though __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

04-20-2004, 10:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
R3d Insane Location: Sask, Canada	damn thats great

04-23-2004, 01:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	oldie but a goodie __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

04-24-2004, 12:12 AM	#14 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	litterally laugh out loud __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.