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Old 04-14-2004, 01:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Wisdom of Confusious

Confusious says:

Baseball not accurate; man who hit four balls, no run.

Woman who puts her huseband in dog house will soon find him in cat house.

Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind get exausted

I should have more later
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey..pretty good.
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Old 04-15-2004, 02:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Some of my favorites:

Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who put penis in peanutbutter is fucking nuts.
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Here's my contribution:

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on
earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
To short man crowded elevator smell different.

Glad
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Old 04-16-2004, 02:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha nice, nearly all of them a here!
i got one..
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally posted by GoPorno!
haha nice, nearly all of them a here!
i got one..
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
dammit...beaten to the punch
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Old 04-17-2004, 02:43 AM   #8 (permalink)
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man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.
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Old 04-17-2004, 06:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Man who fingers girl on period gets caught red handed.
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Old 04-18-2004, 05:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha the fishing in the well was hte best
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Old 04-18-2004, 05:51 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Glad-I-Ate-Her
Here's my contribution:
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
That's Bertrand Russell.

My ones:
Women with drowned cat have wet pussy
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Old 04-18-2004, 02:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Confucious say "Life like cactus, full of pricks"
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Old 04-19-2004, 12:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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He who boils greens and peas in same pot not sanitary
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