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SirLance · 05-06-2003, 06:11 PM

The two old buddies lived isolated lives in the woods. Each day, they would fish together.

One day, one of the old guys decided to take a bride. He found a beautiful, young bride at a nearby town, married her, and moved her into his cabin.

The next day, his buddy sees him fishing. He rows out to join the new groom, and asks, "Hey! You just got married! Shouldn't you be home bangin' the hell outta your new wife?"

"Well," says the groom, "She's got gonorrhea..."

"What about the back door?" asks the other.

"Well, she's got diarrhea..." says the first.

"Couldn't she just give you head, then?" asks the fisherman?

"Well, she's got pyorrhea..." answers the beleagured groom.

"Well, whatinhell did ya marry her for, anyway?" asks the first.

"Well, she's got worms too. And you know how I love to fish!"

TerresqueÜ · 05-06-2003, 06:15 PM

Ignorance isn't always bliss

doubleaught · 05-06-2003, 06:22 PM

--->shudder<---

DisFunctional · 05-06-2003, 06:26 PM

yeah I think I have worms too

MikeyChalupa · 05-06-2003, 06:55 PM

Nasty... but satisfying...

-Mikey

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 06:51 AM

ahh man thats just sick!

nightshade000 · 05-07-2003, 07:16 AM

heheheh

j_o_brown · 05-07-2003, 08:54 AM

ummm.... yummy!

oane · 05-07-2003, 09:55 AM

scary woman to have all those diseases

zaiaz · 05-07-2003, 10:29 AM

Aaacckkk....were the nightcrawlers?

ratbastid · 05-07-2003, 10:46 AM

Eee-ooooooo!!!!

Sparky · 05-07-2003, 11:18 AM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wraithhibn · 05-07-2003, 11:41 AM

Sounds like some rednecks I know.

soccerstudpc20 · 05-07-2003, 09:28 PM

gross sums it up

05-06-2003, 06:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Gross... The two old buddies lived isolated lives in the woods. Each day, they would fish together. One day, one of the old guys decided to take a bride. He found a beautiful, young bride at a nearby town, married her, and moved her into his cabin. The next day, his buddy sees him fishing. He rows out to join the new groom, and asks, "Hey! You just got married! Shouldn't you be home bangin' the hell outta your new wife?" "Well," says the groom, "She's got gonorrhea..." "What about the back door?" asks the other. "Well, she's got diarrhea..." says the first. "Couldn't she just give you head, then?" asks the fisherman? "Well, she's got pyorrhea..." answers the beleagured groom. "Well, whatinhell did ya marry her for, anyway?" asks the first. "Well, she's got worms too. And you know how I love to fish!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-06-2003, 06:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Ignorance isn't always bliss __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-07-2003, 08:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
j_o_brown Upright Location: Colorado, U.S.A. (mile high)	ummm.... yummy! __________________ JB May the Force be with you...

05-07-2003, 09:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
oane Insane	scary woman to have all those diseases __________________ Make me Mad. Make me Sad. Make me feel Alright.

05-07-2003, 10:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Aaacckkk....were the nightcrawlers? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-06-2003, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	--->shudder<---

05-06-2003, 06:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
DisFunctional Tilted	yeah I think I have worms too

05-06-2003, 06:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Nasty... but satisfying... -Mikey

05-07-2003, 06:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	ahh man thats just sick!

05-07-2003, 07:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
nightshade000 Crazy Location: Oregon	heheheh

05-07-2003, 10:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Eee-ooooooo!!!!

05-07-2003, 11:18 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sparky Crazy	Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww __________________ "I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

05-07-2003, 11:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	Sounds like some rednecks I know. __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

05-07-2003, 09:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	gross sums it up