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Old 04-29-2004, 04:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The speeding ticket.





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Old 04-29-2004, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That is not only funny as hell, but so very wonderfully pleasing...

Excellent post.
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Old 04-29-2004, 06:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ahahhaahahah excellent!
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Old 04-29-2004, 06:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2004, 06:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol that was great!
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Old 04-29-2004, 06:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lucky guy. I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket. Then again, I have also never been quite that clever...
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Old 04-29-2004, 06:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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YES! THERE IS JUSTICE! Lucky for this guy the guy who filled it out was in a little bit of a rush.
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Old 04-29-2004, 07:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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that guy is a frekin genius!! thanks for the post!
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ahh...I can see why only its a couple replies and its already 5 star. It is 5 star quality
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That gave me a few laughs!

Good one!
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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They probably read his reply and decided to drop it out of having such a good laugh.

I sure did.
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Old 04-30-2004, 06:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hilarious! That's some of the funniest stuff ever.
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Old 04-30-2004, 11:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I fought a ticket one time when the cop filled out the form all wrong. The only thing he had right was the DL #.

Know what the judge said? That will be $120. son.
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Old 04-30-2004, 02:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Thats pretty damn hilarious!
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I went to court with a ticket bearing similar mistakes and the judge looked at the cop and said "I guess it just wasn't your day, huh?" and let me go. But that's not important, what is important is that this post is damn funny. thanks.
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Right click...SAVE!!!

DAMN FUNNY!!! 5*'s!!!
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Old 05-01-2004, 07:14 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Very funny indeed. Though it wouldn't have surprised me in the least if they had've pursued it. I'd never have the balls to go quite that heavy on the sarcasm. And I love using sarcasm.
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Old 05-01-2004, 07:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I remember, 20 years ago being 19 (legal drinking age in Canada) and the police charged me with underage drinking (we were sitting in the school parking lot). He saw my I.D. but couldn't calculate the correct age and thought I was still 18. I just shut up and let him give me a ticket. Went to the cop shop the next day and said I don't think I'll be paying for this ticket and showed them my license.

Gotta love these silly cops.
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Old 05-04-2004, 04:55 PM   #19 (permalink)
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that is outstanding
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Great post, thanks! I'm surprised they didn't charge him with something to the likes of 'admitted intent of drag racing' though.
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Old 05-05-2004, 08:31 AM   #21 (permalink)
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That is just great, maybe when all of those messed up tickets catch up to me I will use an excuse like that
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Old 05-05-2004, 11:28 AM   #22 (permalink)
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great one! well worth the read...
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Old 05-07-2004, 08:53 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Excellent post! I agree with the post about three above this. Usually they give you some kind of warning just so they don't look completely stupid.
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Old 05-09-2004, 07:23 PM   #24 (permalink)
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omfg, that's hillarious, Excellent Work
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Old 05-11-2004, 04:43 AM   #25 (permalink)
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got lucky with that one, could have been held in contmept I think due to the tone not the content because he was correct.
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:51 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Very nice. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 05-29-2004, 10:23 AM   #27 (permalink)
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That is just plain sweet.
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Old 05-31-2004, 08:24 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2004, 09:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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got lucky with that one, could have been held in contmept I think due to the tone not the content because he was correct.
You can't be held in contempt of court when you aren't in court...
Royally funny joke though, wish I would be so lucky as to have the cops mess up on a ticket of mine
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:20 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Great read. Very clever indeed.

I got off of a ticket one time because I was going 10 mph over the speed limit through a school zone. However, the ticketing officer wrote down the corner where she actually stopped my car. So, me doing 35 in a 35 looked really silly on the ticket. =)
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:28 PM   #31 (permalink)
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OMG!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever read!
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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hahaha that's great!
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