Parked cars and midnight nookie. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

analog · 05-08-2004, 01:19 PM

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on.

He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window.

The young man lowers his window. 'Yes, officer?'

'What are you doing?'

'Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says, 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs, 'I believe she's knitting a pullover.'

The cop is totally confused.

'What's your age, young man?'

'I'm 25, sir.'

'And her, what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and says,

'She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.'

scansinboy · 05-08-2004, 02:23 PM

ha ha good one

Marburg · 05-08-2004, 03:06 PM

Bwhahahahahahahaha
I did not see that one coming

slimshaydee · 05-08-2004, 04:58 PM

hahah good one
havent heard that before

telekinetic · 05-08-2004, 06:02 PM

LOL niiiiiiice

Latch · 05-08-2004, 06:17 PM

hahaha I loved it.. didn't see it coming.

cchris · 05-09-2004, 12:46 AM

Waaahh excellent stuff

deportes · 05-09-2004, 02:11 PM

good one

bparker805 · 05-09-2004, 02:15 PM

I love that friggin joke! Cracks me up everytime I hear it.

KellyC · 05-09-2004, 04:43 PM

Good one..didn't see that coming.

Jackebear · 05-10-2004, 01:57 AM

Great joke...I'm writing that one down. Hahaha.

jwoody · 05-10-2004, 03:42 AM

Never heard that before. Nice one.

cameroncrazy822 · 05-11-2004, 04:41 AM

That's a joke? Sounds like tilted living to me... heehee, very funny stuff.

HamiC · 05-12-2004, 05:25 AM

Cute.

majik_6 · 05-14-2004, 08:07 PM

THAT was a gorgeous joke!

I definitely didn't see it coming.

smilodon · 05-26-2004, 04:43 AM

hehehe

sadistikdreams · 05-28-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
That's a joke? Sounds like tilted living to me... heehee, very funny stuff.

Oh yeah, I ought to try this sometime.

txstrosman · 06-01-2004, 04:02 AM

oh yeah, that's a good one, very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delvid · 06-01-2004, 06:20 AM

Great laugh.

Blackthorn · 06-01-2004, 07:12 AM

That's outstanding! Totally blind sided by that one...

05-08-2004, 01:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
analog Banned	Parked cars and midnight nookie. A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window. The young man lowers his window. 'Yes, officer?' 'What are you doing?' 'Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine.' Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says, 'And her, what is she doing?' The young man shrugs, 'I believe she's knitting a pullover.' The cop is totally confused. 'What's your age, young man?' 'I'm 25, sir.' 'And her, what's her age?' The young man looks at his watch and says, 'She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.'

05-08-2004, 02:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	ha ha good one __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

05-08-2004, 03:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Marburg Crazy Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	Bwhahahahahahahaha I did not see that one coming __________________ Ask a simple question... get pain.

05-08-2004, 06:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	LOL niiiiiiice __________________ twisted no more

05-09-2004, 12:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Waaahh excellent stuff __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-08-2004, 04:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	hahah good one havent heard that before

05-08-2004, 06:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hahaha I loved it.. didn't see it coming.

05-09-2004, 02:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good one

05-09-2004, 02:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	I love that friggin joke! Cracks me up everytime I hear it.

05-09-2004, 04:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Good one..didn't see that coming. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

05-10-2004, 01:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Great joke...I'm writing that one down. Hahaha. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

05-10-2004, 03:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Never heard that before. Nice one. __________________ .

05-11-2004, 04:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	That's a joke? Sounds like tilted living to me... heehee, very funny stuff.

05-12-2004, 05:25 AM	#14 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	Cute.

05-14-2004, 08:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	THAT was a gorgeous joke! I definitely didn't see it coming. __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

05-26-2004, 04:43 AM	#16 (permalink)
smilodon Psycho Location: Cenozoic Era	hehehe

06-01-2004, 06:20 AM	#19 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Great laugh.

06-01-2004, 04:02 AM	#18 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	oh yeah, that's a good one, very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-01-2004, 07:12 AM	#20 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	That's outstanding! Totally blind sided by that one... __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?