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Dear ......,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.


I have received rejections from an unusually large number of exceptionally well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.


Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month.


Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.


Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely,

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KellyC

really good letter

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Me: Shit happens.

deportes

i wonder

Jackebear

I would love to use that letter and then show up for work.

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Memnoch

Best. Letter. Ever.

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Bill O'Rights

I...like that.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Schwan

I'm going to use it some day. If I'm going to get turned down, that is. So far, it hasn't happened. *crosses fingers*

fizzledorf

what a great idea - might get hired for ingenuity!

Merlocke

That's spectacular!

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WarWagon

Shit, if that works, then why the hell am I wasting my time in school?

Jadedfox

LMAO, that's absolutely brilliant!

--jaded

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Seer666

I am going to have to try that when I get out of the Navy.

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I am the one you warned me of

I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

twotimesadingo

sheer brilliance!

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I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle