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bobby 05-09-2004 12:09 PM

why rednecks could not be paramedics
 
>
> > > Why Rednecks could not be paramedics
> > >
> > > A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of
them
> > >suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> > >breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> > >
> > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to
> > >the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?
> > >
> > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,"Just take it easy
and
> > >follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.
> > >
> > > "There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard.
> > >
> > > The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

:crazy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :crazy:

KellyC 05-09-2004 12:24 PM

*laughing my ass off* :lol:
stupid rednecks...I think this is the best red neck joke ever! :thumbsup:

cchris 05-09-2004 01:39 PM

Good one.

deportes 05-09-2004 01:55 PM

thats a good one

WarWagon 05-09-2004 04:31 PM

Heh heh heh

jwoody 05-10-2004 03:44 AM

It's a cracker. 5 stars.

slimshaydee 05-10-2004 05:42 AM

hehe
i remember that was voted the worlds funniest or something

Gortexfogg 05-10-2004 05:52 AM

Nice one!

fizzledorf 05-11-2004 04:40 AM

that's great!

Destrox 05-11-2004 05:52 AM

bravo :)

NoSoup 05-11-2004 07:49 AM

Lol, that's hilarious :D

Modo 05-11-2004 01:48 PM

<b><font color=FFFF00 face="comic sans ms">What happened ? LoL</font></b><br>
<b><font size=+2 color=FF0000 face="comic sans ms">Thanks!</font></b>

Bobaphat 05-11-2004 02:06 PM

HA! very enjoyable.

CSflim 05-12-2004 11:33 AM

Second funniest joke in the world if I'm not mistaken.

Nope! I am mistaken. Funniest joke in the world.
http://www.laughlab.co.uk/winner.html

Seer666 05-19-2004 06:14 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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