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Old 05-15-2004, 08:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This guy is a prick. Funny,but still a prick.

A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweller looked through his stock, and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand... I want something very unique," the young man said. At that, the jeweller fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?"

"I'll pay by check but, of course, the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then I'll pickup the ring on Monday," the young man suggested. The jeweller agreed.

Monday morning a very pissed off jeweller phoned the man. "You bastard - you lied! There's no money in that account!" "I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
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Old 05-15-2004, 10:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha
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Old 05-16-2004, 02:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice!
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Old 05-16-2004, 09:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Shall have to try that one
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Old 05-17-2004, 07:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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im definately using that plan in the future.
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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A prick? I think this guy is doing us all a service by helping to identify such a materialistic gold digger. He also taught her a valuable lesson that she will thank him for eventually. I think the gutter ho I just started dating needs to be taught the same lesson...
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha, that is awesome
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Old 05-19-2004, 12:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Unfortunately, I think that this situation is more true more often than most of us would like to believe...
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Old 05-19-2004, 05:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ROFL!!
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