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zaiaz · 05-08-2003, 08:28 AM

George and Harry went fishing one day. While fishing in the boat, Harry proceeded to light a cigar with the biggest lighter George had ever seen.

So George asks Harry "Man where you get that thing?" Harry replied, "I got from my genie."

George says "Quit your lying, you don't have to be like that. Keep it a secret if you want to."

Harry then reached under his seat and pulled out his magic lamp.

Harry tells George "You can have only one wish, but you better be very precise and loud, cuz this genie don't hear to good."

So George rubs the lamp, and lo and behold out pops a genie.

"What is you wish master?"

George looks at Harry and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

An hour later a duck lands in the boat, then another, and another....

George looks at Harry and says, "that's one fucked up genie!"

Harry then asks George, "Do you really think that i wanted a 12 inch Bic?"

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 05-08-2003, 08:42 AM

I had to think about and I finally got it. 12 in dick!!

Glad

JStrider · 05-08-2003, 10:30 AM

ive heard the 12 inch pianist version...

tlam109a@cox.ne · 05-08-2003, 01:05 PM

Funny!!!!

SysteMatiC · 05-08-2003, 02:05 PM

oldie but goodie

DEI37 · 05-08-2003, 02:23 PM

Now that's a good one! Thanks for the laugh!

ssander9 · 07-28-2003, 04:03 PM

Great joke!

05-08-2003, 08:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	12 inch and Million bucks George and Harry went fishing one day. While fishing in the boat, Harry proceeded to light a cigar with the biggest lighter George had ever seen. So George asks Harry "Man where you get that thing?" Harry replied, "I got from my genie." George says "Quit your lying, you don't have to be like that. Keep it a secret if you want to." Harry then reached under his seat and pulled out his magic lamp. Harry tells George "You can have only one wish, but you better be very precise and loud, cuz this genie don't hear to good." So George rubs the lamp, and lo and behold out pops a genie. "What is you wish master?" George looks at Harry and says, "I wish I had a million bucks." An hour later a duck lands in the boat, then another, and another.... George looks at Harry and says, "that's one fucked up genie!" Harry then asks George, "Do you really think that i wanted a 12 inch Bic?" __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion... Last edited by zaiaz; 05-08-2003 at 11:09 AM..

05-08-2003, 08:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I had to think about and I finally got it. 12 in dick!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

05-08-2003, 10:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	ive heard the 12 inch pianist version... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

05-08-2003, 02:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	oldie but goodie __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

07-28-2003, 04:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Great joke! __________________ I never said you had to.

05-08-2003, 01:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
tlam109a@cox.ne Upright	Funny!!!!

05-08-2003, 02:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now that's a good one! Thanks for the laugh!