05-08-2003, 08:28 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
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12 inch and Million bucks
George and Harry went fishing one day. While fishing in the boat, Harry proceeded to light a cigar with the biggest lighter George had ever seen.
So George asks Harry "Man where you get that thing?" Harry replied, "I got from my genie." George says "Quit your lying, you don't have to be like that. Keep it a secret if you want to." Harry then reached under his seat and pulled out his magic lamp. Harry tells George "You can have only one wish, but you better be very precise and loud, cuz this genie don't hear to good." So George rubs the lamp, and lo and behold out pops a genie. "What is you wish master?" George looks at Harry and says, "I wish I had a million bucks." An hour later a duck lands in the boat, then another, and another.... George looks at Harry and says, "that's one fucked up genie!" Harry then asks George, "Do you really think that i wanted a 12 inch Bic?"
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