05-21-2004, 06:55 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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WORSE THAN DEATH
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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05-22-2004, 08:35 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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hah I was thinking just turn the vice.
or you use the tools remove the vice and leave with it.
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05-28-2004, 11:30 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Oh dear God he breeded
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Death by fire, cut off your dick.... That is a hard call to make.....
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