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Old 05-21-2004, 06:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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WORSE THAN DEATH

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"


"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

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Old 05-21-2004, 07:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ow.....
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Old 05-21-2004, 08:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Personally, I would rather die in the fire.
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Old 05-21-2004, 08:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Now see .... if the wife were dragged to the garage(tit in a vice?) for being the cheater..... this woulda been better. (not guys fault his wife a whore?)
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Personally, I would rather die in the fire.
Yep, I totally agree!
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'd just release the vice... but thats just me :P
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Old 05-21-2004, 08:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'd just release the vice... but thats just me :P
Exactly what I was thinking.... Now if there was superglue involved.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Good one. He deserves it.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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That's genious! He's too smart to be a construction worker, unless maybe its mafia affiliated...
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hah I was thinking just turn the vice.

or you use the tools remove the vice and leave with it.
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Old 05-25-2004, 02:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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memories of mad max in this joke
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I was thinking the same thing about releasing the vice.
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Old 05-28-2004, 11:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Death by fire, cut off your dick.... That is a hard call to make.....
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Old 05-31-2004, 01:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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lol, amazing; that was good
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Old 05-31-2004, 11:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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hah I was thinking just turn the vice.

or you use the tools remove the vice and leave with it.
just don't drop it!
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