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The husband had finished reading a book about being the "man of the house". By
the time he reached home he stormed in and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to
draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

elfuq

** snort **

tfpfreak

Ouch!!

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Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

~ Clementine Paddleford

marz

nice