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elfuq · 06-07-2004, 07:42 AM

In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they've recently treated.

French Gynaecologist : "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."

English Gynaecologist : "Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been that big, my good man, she couldn't have been able to walk if it was."

French Gynaecologist : "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour..."

Corneo · 06-07-2004, 08:34 AM

Hahaha good one!

elfuq · 06-07-2004, 09:43 AM

A guy goes to a whore house.

He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!

She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"

The fireman says, "No!"

The guy then says, "Well if you see her, fuck her. It's paid for."

yoda77 · 06-07-2004, 01:27 PM

SWEET... and the whore house one is good too...

Delvid · 06-07-2004, 01:48 PM

Love the whore joke.

Glyph · 06-07-2004, 11:19 PM

Ot's paid for... good one.

deportes · 06-11-2004, 09:22 PM

good one

Keg-o-Grog · 06-13-2004, 01:14 AM

nr.2 was a good one

06-07-2004, 07:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
elfuq Insane Location: San Francisco	Yet another sex joke In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they've recently treated. French Gynaecologist : "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon." English Gynaecologist : "Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been that big, my good man, she couldn't have been able to walk if it was." French Gynaecologist : "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour..."

06-07-2004, 01:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
yoda77 Tilted Location: SF BAY AREA	SWEET... and the whore house one is good too... __________________ DRINK,SMOKE AND LAUGH

06-13-2004, 01:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	nr.2 was a good one __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

06-07-2004, 08:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Corneo Insane	Hahaha good one!

06-07-2004, 09:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
elfuq Insane Location: San Francisco	A guy goes to a whore house. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her. By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?" The fireman says, "No!" The guy then says, "Well if you see her, fuck her. It's paid for."

06-07-2004, 01:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Love the whore joke.

06-07-2004, 11:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Glyph Upright Location: Mazatlan Mexico	Ot's paid for... good one.

06-11-2004, 09:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good one