phyzix525

A married man leaves his wife at home and is on the way to work, when he gets to the bottom of the steps outside his building he remembers that he forgot something back at the apartment. He walks back up the stairs and into his place and he thinks he hears his wife laughing. He runs into the bedroom where his wife is sitting on the bed with a surprised look on her face. The Husband says where is he? I know there is someone in here. Then he goes to the window and looks out and sees a guy on the fire excape. Motivated by rage he picks up a refrigerator and hurls it down the fire excape. Next thing he knows he is at heavens gates with two other men. St. Paul asks each man what happened. The first man said "I caught my wife cheating and I picked up a refrigerator and had a heart attack". The 2nd guy said "I was out on the fire excape having a cigarrette minding my own business and all of a sudden a refrigerator landed on my head." The third guy said, "well I was sitting in a refigerator minding my own bussiness and....


Appologies for anyone who has already heard this one.

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bryan2766

It has been posted a few times before but it's still funny.

Glyph

reposts are good... some of us haven't seen it. funny stuff

tcm_eternal

Thought it was funny, and i hadn't heard it before