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06-08-2004, 10:22 AM
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It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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Domestic economics
A newly married couple get their first taste of financial hardship when, one day, the husband comes home, and announces he's redundant. Being a proud man and believing that he should always support his wife, his pride is somewhat hurt. His wife, however, assures him that he still loves him, and that things will get better.
Unfortunately they do not, and when the wife suggests that perhaps she should try to find a job, the husband humbly agrees. But things are not well in jobland, and soon the wife realizes that the only option left to her is to go on the game. She assures her husband that it is merely a job, and will not affect their relationship. Soon after placing some ads in the local phone boxes, the wife receives her first prospective client. The husband agrees to wait upstairs whilst the client comes round and conducts his business with the wife in the couple's lounge. The visitor is eager to know how much it costs for ‘the full works’, and in her nervousness the wife has completely forgotten to discuss prices with her husband. She dashes upstairs and asks him. ‘Twenty quid,’ he replies. The visitor appears disappointed at this news, claiming he has only got £7. So he asks what he could get for that. The wife dashes upstairs again. ‘He's only got £7, what should we do?’ she asks. ‘Tell him he can have a hand job for that, but no more,’ replies the desperate husband. The client seems delighted at what the wife has to tell him when she returns, and drops his pants to reveal a huge long cock that is the best-looking specimen the wife has ever seen. Instantly, she runs upstairs to her husband yet again. ‘What's the matter now?’ he asks. The wife replies, ‘Can you lend me £13?’
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