tekaweni

The husband hears his wife scream from the bedroom. He runs in and there's a guy leaping out the window.

His wife says, "That guy fucked me twice!"
He says, "Twice?! Why didn't you call for me after he fucked you once?!"

She says, "Because I thought it was you...until he started in for the second time."

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SixEdxMia

qtpye4u84

Lol.....I thought that was cool.

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manalone

hah!

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

cameroncrazy822

OOOOOOH,that hurts. LOL