06-14-2004, 03:38 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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Just give it up!
Top 10 Signs Your Son is Too Old to Breastfeed
1. He can open your blouse by himself. 2. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other. 3. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue. 4. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt. 5. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee. 6. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine. 7. After each feeding, he has a smoke. 8. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner. 9. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos." 10. Beard abrasions on areola.
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06-19-2004, 07:00 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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man thats some messed stuff. funny though.
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