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Old 06-17-2004, 12:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This guy commits suicide...

...by jumping off a cliff.

It seems he had come upon a beautiful girl that was about to do the same thing.

Thinking she was gonna kill herself anyway, he asked her for a blow job.

She thought WTF, what would it hurt, her world was over.

After a fantastic oral knobber, he thanked her, but asked why she was gonna jump.

"She" explained her parents dis-owned her for dressing like a girl.

***courtesy of Phred***

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Old 06-17-2004, 12:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How'd you hear about that? I told nobody and she/he killed her/himself straight after.
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How'd you hear about that? I told nobody and she/he killed her/himself straight after.
Guess it was a great jumping spot, as such after I saw and heard that I thought to myself "hey, it could be worse" and climbed on down.

good one )
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Old 06-17-2004, 03:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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He was jumping anyway so what the hell...
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Old 06-17-2004, 04:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That was on Sexy Losers this very week. . .
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Old 06-17-2004, 10:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yeah, stealer!
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Old 06-17-2004, 11:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Sexy Losers is awesome! Too bad updates have been few and far between lately
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Old 06-18-2004, 04:10 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Too funny!
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Old 06-20-2004, 04:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, a comic that's about fucking corpses, incestuous relationships, and cronic masturbation. The definition of hilarious.
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Old 06-20-2004, 11:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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There aren't any incestuous relationships in Sexy Losers.
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Old 06-20-2004, 12:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Lol,at that point does it really matter?!?


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Yeah, a comic that's about fucking corpses, incestuous relationships, and cronic masturbation. The definition of hilarious.
Sounds good to me,I am going to check it out.
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 06-20-2004, 11:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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There aren't any incestuous relationships in Sexy Losers.
Oh so that guy's whore of a mom trying to jump his bone isn't incestuous? Now I know how hillbillies justify it.
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Old 06-20-2004, 11:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Well, congratulations on being far too sophisticated and blue-blooded to enjoy such low fair.
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Old 06-21-2004, 09:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Theres no such thing as too low.

And thanks, great joke.
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Old 06-23-2004, 12:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Great joke.
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Old 06-24-2004, 08:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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hehehe... it's much funnier in the cartoon... but still as good joke. check it out! and no, it's not too low! they're really funny!!!
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