CSflim

If computer errors were written as haikus

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

The file you need
might be very useful.
But now it is gone

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.

Wind catches lily,
scattering petals to the ground.
Segmentation fault.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
The page is not here.

No keyboard present.
Press F1 to continue.
Zen engineering.

This site has moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
we'd have to delete you.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

Narcissus

hahaha

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Well you'll work harder with a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers til you starve
Then your head skewered on a stake

maltamo

My new motto

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The secret to flying is to throw oneself at the ground – and miss.
-Douglas Adams

Eviltree

those are funny because they are true

manalone

I love those. My next code will use haiku errors.

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Man Alone
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

MikeyChalupa

The best!

-Mikey

Golux

beautiful!

Sion

"Program" has faulted,
in a most fatal manner
and will close forthwith.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

AnUnkind

I can relate to so many of those... very meaningful, man... brilliant!

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yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

Loki

hey cool, so thats where my signature comes from. Thanks CSfilm, great list =)

clifclav

some very clever ones. thanks

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Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

phyzix525

The title of the post was as funny as the post itself.

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It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time
It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time
It's hard to remember to live before you die
It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time
It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time