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Old 06-22-2004, 03:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sobriety Checkpoint

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put labels on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels... "Me and Bubba's on the patch."



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Old 06-23-2004, 05:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Gotta love those damn rednecks. Without them we would be missing out on a lot of good jokes.
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Old 06-23-2004, 12:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Love the bubba jokes.
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
wouldn't mind being a ninja.
 
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Heh, the beer patch.
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Old 06-25-2004, 12:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, beer patch
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I need to get some friends one of them there patches.
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Old 07-25-2004, 05:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Jackebear...Without your being so appreciative, we rednecks wouldn't have anybody to be funny for...
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