PayUp

Two honeymooners asked the hotel clerk for a suite. "Would you like a bridal?" the clerk asked.

The new bride blushed and replied, "No thanks, I'll just hang on to his shoulders until I get the hang of it."

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Born to Lose.

tekaweni

Awwwwwww hahahahaha great!

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

Kazic

hahah

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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man
affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in
darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening
to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

mordret

didn't get it... ?

Jackebear

Took me about 10 seconds but

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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

Delvid

Good laugh.