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Old 07-02-2004, 04:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Chapped lips

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. A

fter dismounting he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun don't shine.

An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing.

“Whudd'ya do that fer?" he asked.

"Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied.

The old man asked, "Does that help?"

The cowboy said, "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ewwwwwww, damn, that's nasty!!!!!!
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Old 07-02-2004, 06:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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aggreed!
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yuck!
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Old 07-02-2004, 03:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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One of my pops favorites.
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahaha now thats funny!
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