tekaweni

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is Actually alive.

She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"

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MooseMan3000

Hah!

KMA-628

chuckle-chuckle

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CamaroRS1967

Clever

Arachnid

cheers for the laffs

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Delvid

Good laugh.

p0thead

haha, nice one

PayUp

I love a happy ending.

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Jackebear

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Keedo

small one

Good

strcrssd

That's great...Thanks, I'll be using it later.

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